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2003-05-17 - 9:23 p.m.

Conversations With my Parents
or,
Why I Am the Way I Am

ME: Says here in this guidebook that Irish food isn't all boiled meat and boiled vegetables...

MOM: Yes, it is.

ME: No, there's also cheese.

MOM: Boiled cheese.

***

MOM: We ought to visit this town. There's a woman who sees the Blessed Virgin Mary every day, except Friday.

ME: Well, even the Blessed Virgin needs a day off.

DAD: Oh yeah? Well I see Jesus Christ, every day.

MOM: She says the Blessed Virigin visits her from 4 to 6 every night.

DAD: I see Jesus 24/7!

 

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