2003-02-10 - 6:37 p.m.

01. My name is... Sempai! You will call me sempai!

02. I may seem... aloof

03. But I'm really... aloof

04. People who know me think I'm... much older than I really am.

05. If you knew me you'd probably... know that I'm not taking this very seriously.

06. Sometimes I feel... like I don't have a partner/sometimes I feel like my only friend/is the city I live in, the city of angels/Lonely as I am, together we cry...

07. In the morning I... wish I was still asleep

08. I like to sleep... a lot

09. If I could be doing anything right now I would be... bloody well not here

10. Money is... used to exchange for goods and services

11. One thing I wish I had is... a giant monkey-piloted robot

12. One thing I have that I wish I didn't is... massive student loan debt

13. All you need is... a decent haircut and a real job, ya damn hippie.

14. All I need is... one big backer, and we're going to Broadway!

15. If I had one wish it would be... to not get my wish. Then I'd sit there and watch the universe turn itself inside out.

16. Love is... an anagram for "vole"

17. My body... runs completely on potatoes.

18. If an angel flew through my window at night I would... most likely not wake up.

19. If a demon crashed into my window I would... (see #18)

20. If I could see one person right now it would be... Jimmy Hoffa. 'Cause who doesn't want to know where he really is?

21. Something I want but I don't really need is... my own place to live.

22. Something I need but I don't really want is... a good swift smack upside the head

23. I live for... the day that horse's ass Bush is finally laughed out of office

24. I dare you all to... watch "My Boyfriend's Back", aka "Johnny Zombie". It's really good. Really.

25. I am afraid of... pop stars.