2003-01-30 - 9:37 p.m.

Strange Beverages I Have Ingested:

- Milk with an ice cube in it: At five years old, this seemed like a good idea

- Watercolor water: Who among you hasn't dipped your brush in your apple juice and drank your rinse water? ... Anyone...?

- Generic vegetable juice: I pressed the button for "grape juice" and got vegetable juice instead. The can said it had 10 vegetables, and two of them were "garlic" and "onion". I drank it anyway. Later on that day, I got the flu. I blame the goddamn awful vegetable juice.

- Orbitz: Tastes like canadian cream soda with wax floating in it.

- Two double espressos, back-to-back: EYES OPEN REAL BIG

- "Skeleteens" goth soda: It came in flavors like "Love Potion #69", "Black Lemonade" and "Brainwash". I heard it got taken off the market because it was too close to Herbal Ecstasy. Damn good, though.

- Goya brand soda: Well, Vin thinks it's strange. I like it because it comes in flavors like Pineapple and Coconut that are hard to find in a soda.

- Nasty Old Rice Milk: I didn't know that rice milk isn't supposed to have clumps. Stupid Bard College dining hall.

- Voodoo Beer: Nothing much out of the ordinary happened, unless you count the loa that possessed my body for the rest of the night.

- Some odd herb-honey wine that my great-aunt Giselle made: NECTAR OF THE GODS, my friends

- Ramune: Okay soda, incredible bottle. There is a marble that acts as the stopper, and to open it you shove the marble down into the neck, where it stays. It's hypnotic.

- Mr. Pibb: You look at the fountain card for Mr. Pibb and tell me it's not a bizzare damn beverage.